A porn star once promised a Russian footballer the chance to join her in a steamy sex marathon in exchange for scoring a few goals.
Back in 2015, Alina Yeremenko - a Russian porn actress who uses the stage name Alina Henessy - offered Dynamo Moscow striker Aleksandr Kokorin a 16-hour sex session if he found the net five more times that season.
No pressure then.
During an interview with Russian Eurosport, Yeremenko was shown photos of a number of Russian players and was asked to score them out of 10 based on their looks.
She gave Kokorin full marks before offering him some on-field encouragement.
"If before the end of the [Russian] championship Alexander Kokorin scores five goals, I promise to hold a 16-hour sex marathon with him as a thank you," she said.
The jaw-dropping offer was put on the table in April, with just 10 matches remaining in the season - not an impossible task by any stretch.
Unfortunately though, Kokorin only managed to score once more, finishing the season with 10 goals in 39 games as Dynamo finished fourth in the league.
"If he only scores three does that mean she’ll just have an eight hour session with him?" Dynamo fan Oleg Andreeff asked on Twitter at the time.
During the interview, Yeremenko had likened football to porn "because it is full of pretty boys".
She also scored former Arsenal forward Andrey Arshavin eight out of 10 for being "cute", and former Chelsea man Yuri Zhirkov a four out of 10.
These days, Kokorin plays his football in Italy with Fiorentina, though he's made just seven appearances for the Serie A club since joining in 2020.
If only Yeremenko's offer had come in at the start of the 17-18 season, when Kokorin was at Zenit St Petersburg.
The Russian forward scored six goals in his opening seven league games for the club.
Life is cruel sometimes.